why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

HOLY COW!

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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