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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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