whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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