How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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