- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

hey hey apple

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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