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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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