- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

the sky is green no it is not

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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