- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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The Princess is in another castle

Your mam is so fat.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is 9+10? 19

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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