- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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