- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

kennah campion when she talks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

whats up and also down? your mum

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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