Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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