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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

The New York Giants

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

batman farted so hes retarded

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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