A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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