How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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