Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

all these jokes are horrible now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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