- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

My spelling is horrible

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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