Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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