- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Matthew Baker

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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