- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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