A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

I just drank a cola.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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