Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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