i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

why is pie good. because it just is.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Poker face

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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