Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Balls

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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