- Anti Joke

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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