- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

PENIS that is all

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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