- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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