Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A van drives into a car.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

This is not a joke.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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