- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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