Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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