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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Why? Why not?

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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