Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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