Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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