- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

haha black people :D

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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