Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A man was shot. He died.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

a black man pays his child support

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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