Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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