- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

i like turtles

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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