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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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