- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

how do you win a game try your best

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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