- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

My cat just died.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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