Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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