What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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