Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A praying mantis is very graceful

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Women's rights

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A dyslexic blind man

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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