- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Knock Knock Who's there

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Fine, ladies first.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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