- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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