Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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