Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Yellow People !!

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

I am a mime

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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