- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Screw it you write the joke.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

im not black, im Joseph Kony

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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