guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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No soup for you!

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Knock knock come in.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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