- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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