- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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