- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

hey hey apple

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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