- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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