- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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