- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A man did not like this site

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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