- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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