- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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