- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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