What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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