What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Anti Joke

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