- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A man walked into a bar owch

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

hey hey apple

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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