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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Two women were sitting quietly.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.