- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what goes boo a sock

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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