- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mother is average.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How old are you? 7

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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