- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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