What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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how much fish could a chicken

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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