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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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