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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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