There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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