why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

knock knock go away!!!

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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