What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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