What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

drugs.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Your big dick.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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