- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What's your guys names?

NASCAR

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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