- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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