- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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