What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Grace Ackerson

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the redsox

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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