- Anti Joke

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Face...the other white meat!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.