Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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