- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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