Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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