1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Hellen keller

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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silver bullet?

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Anti Joke

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