My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Anti Joke

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