- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

outside your comfort zone

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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