- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Loperson

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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