Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Brain fart

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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