Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

autistic kids rock

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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