- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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