Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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No!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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