- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Weaner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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