- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A shark ate your mom

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

I <3 Hitler

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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