knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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black people

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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WILLYS

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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