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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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