- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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