What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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knock knock Goodbye

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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feminine literature

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Your mums a potato

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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