- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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