WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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hi penis ham telephone

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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